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Showing posts with label Aam Aadmi. Show all posts
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Like my most Fridays I was there to have my elixir of life. Not that I do so on every Friday but some Fridays are exceptional in terms a friend coming back from travel, surprise bonus component in the salary, unexpected loss in the stock market, and sometimes ‘just like that’.
I occupied my regular seat facing the television which had an irritating IBN7 anchor barking, “yeh wahi ashram hai…” The crossness was going to be short-lived anyway, for soon I would be enjoying my whims about things around. Such is the magic of the place, its intoxicating ambience, the hallucinating people, and the overall spirit.
The place was soon filling up. And I had started with my flights of fantasy when I heard an interesting tale about country’s airlines.
Not so far away, just on the adjacent table, arrived two men, one dark, fat with a round belly and the other one not so fat but equally dark. Both in their mid-forties, perhaps. Both reminded me of Om Puri – facial appearance. They ordered their stuff and began their chat. They were Goans. “kittey reyy,” one said with a long rhythmic drag in the words. Their order was on the table.
Their third friend arrived, a Marathi manoos, for whom one glass was ordered forcibly into which a layer of soda was poured on a layer of translucent liquid.
The duo started narrating a story of their arrival to their friend.
‘Arey kya bolne ka terku,’ started one fellow.
It seems the flight they were travelling on had not filled to its optimum capacity. And the flight was cancelled. However, the passengers were initially told the flight was delayed. After a long wait, it was announced that the flight was cancelled.
‘Wo acha tha ki mera dost wo airline mein tha and he told me ki sala actually kya gochi hai,’ clarified one of the duo.
‘Myy zhayeein baraaan chu*** banavtaaa,’ said the Marathi manoos who actually turned out to be Malvani.
And the fat fellow narrated another interesting tale he had encountered earlier in life.
He was travelling one a flight which was once upon a time India’s only pride of flying. While on the runway, the flight’s engine gave some congestion problems and it was struck with all kinds of thrusts and stuck with all kinds of choking noises....“krrrrr…..crrrhhhhh….kharrrr…grrrrrrr”. Frenzied passengers and this “fennyied” fat fellow could not handle the turbulences on the runway. There was a chaos on the plane. Many shouting, some begging, few running to get out of the plane. All were out on the runway. It was the pilot’s turn to beg then. He requested (no begged) to all passengers to get in. However, not many obliged. The pilot assured the passengers to trust him and there would be no further problem. But in vain. Few passengers, a handful of them, agreed to occupy their seats. The pilot then told more passengers to sit as the engine can only be started if more seats are occupied – pressure tactics – on the seats, on pilot. The pilot was hopefully trying to pass on his pressure onto the seat. But he was only mocked and laughed at.
And the three on the table laughed to their merry gulping down the remaining contents of their glass.
‘He loka public kak murkhach samajhtat ka kaay,’ (do these officials think people are fools) said one of the Goan fellow.
‘Next time pasun dusri airline baghuk havi, hencha kay bharosa naayyy,’ (take some other airline next time, these officials can’t be trusted) came a reply from the Malvani man.
‘Kingfisher kay, Jet kay, sagle mele sarkhech may zhayein,’ (what Kingfisher, what Jet, all are the same…) finished the third man.
I had a wonderful hearty laugh and pity too for the way we, general people, are treated and fooled. However, to drown away that poignancy and to the reference of Kingfisher, I ordered my next one.
- Hanumant Suryawanshi

While I usually don’t condemn people around me (never actually), I make an exception this time, hopefully for the last time. I had to take this stern step because of the rising cruelties of the IT (software) professionals who think of themselves to have super power stacked in their brains, which truthfully is not the case.
I remember Peter Drucker’s quote, “Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them "operators" or "programmers." I hope that says it all about the IT professionals, who exhibit tremendous attitude with a halo of superiority – “I know everything”. I strongly need to contradict here – when crossing the road you need to look only on one side but IT professionals will look on both sides of the street, even when it is a one way road – such is their smartness.
You guys have the privilege to tour foreign nations, collect salaries in dollars and pounds. However, you lack the wit to spend that money wisely; it is easy earned money for you that can be spent in a carefree manner; seldom do you realise that you are the reason for inflation in real estate prices in India making it nearly impossible for others to even think of having a dream house. You guys are still not aware of what is difference between floating, fixed, and diminishing rate of interest. The prices of commodities and items of daily use are at least 20% dearer than the market rates – you highly paid class do not worry about this – a cool comfortable life in air-conditioners with easy-to-use coffee vending machines has made you so sedentary that you feel lousy even to walk a little out of your boundary and see things realistically.
I am at times confused that a guy who is talking about discipline, cleanliness, people manners in the foreign countries is shameless enough to throw a Cadbury’s wrapper on the Indian street even before he finishes his lecture on cleanliness and then murmurs in disgust, “idhar sab aisa hi rehne wala hai, kuch nahi sudhrega iss desh ka” 
You may have a flamboyant lifestyle, earned riches that others can only dream of, toured many foreign countries but please also remember that you are most vulnerable class during the times of recession, jitters go down your spine that time.
Well then will it not be wise to be human and modest and be friendly with everyone around, you never know who can come to you help. 
I am a humble accountant in a medium sized manufacturing firm. I may not be able to use the computer as efficiently as the software guys or I am not part of the Facebook mania yet but I can use Ms-Excel and Tally with as much ease as you press the “Restart” button when your software program doesn’t work and the computer hangs.
I don’t know if anything except “1” and “0” enters their head but the extra smart class needs to be made understood of the reality.
As rightly, Bill Bryson once said, “[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things.  They are, in short, a perfect match.”
- Santosh Ambavale

One of the key areas in the banking sector, where banks have to give proper attention, is the human resource. As banking becomes more sophisticated, there is a need to improve the skill set of the bank employees.
The Government has set up a committee to look into the HR issues of state-owned banks with a view to improve HR policies.
Getting people with adequate skill and knowledge is the need of the hour.
The Indian Banks' Association has finalised a scheme for common recruitment of personnel for nationalised banks.
With the cooperation of Indian Banks' Association the Government had launched a Central Electronic Registry earlier this year for recording mortgages. It would help check frauds of multiple borrowing against the same property and help in the growth of the market and the banking industry.
These are some of the versions published in different newspapers of the speech given by the finance minister, Mr. Pranab Mukherjee recently.
But Baba I’ll miss my bus, I said to my father while he was withdrawing cash from a big branch of a big bank. A big counter divided the customers and the bankers. I couldn’t see anything beyond the counter.
Don’t worry. I’ll get the cash before your bus arrives or else as your school is nearby from here, I’ll reach you to the school.
He had a Lambretta scooter then.
A handsome man was working on the ledgers standing behind the ledger keepers making entries of debits and credits in red cover heavy ledgers, triple the size of laptops in width and double of height. I could see when my father lifted me to show how the work goes on.
Don’t worry young girl. You’ll get your school bus. A noise came from behind the ledger keepers. He was the branch manager. The branch was heavily loaded with customers, proving the popularity of the branch.
What do you like to have as a fun maker chew?
Peppermints. (Cadburys and Amuls had not been the craze then)
What flavour?
Orange, I answered.
Go into the cabin and collect as many as you want. They are on the table. It’s my table. Don’t worry.
The watchman loaded with gun having more-stiff-than British upper lip and hardnosed, though looking fearsome smiled and opened the cabin door with a fractional smile before the movie-hero like manager threw a look at him.
I looked at my father. He was smiling approvingly. They knew each other.
I collected three peppermints from a saucer on his table and came out chewing one.
This amazing man was handling how many things at a time!
He may prove to be a good father too, my father whispered to me when we were out of the premises after collecting the cash.
This is the story of around bank nationalization days i.e. 1969.
After 42 years and 10 months I recollected the incident after watching and reading the captioned quotes of the finance minister at a banking function in Mumbai.
Indira Gandhi nationalized the banks and brought them to the doors of the common man, a necessity then; thereby elevating the standard of the citizens at the lower strata, especially many of the engineers and engineering diploma holders who spent their parents’ already insufficient means and were about to face unemployment. They could own their initially small scale and then medium scale industries.
The credit undeniably goes to Indira Gandhi.
Globalisation trend knocked the door after that. Computerization became the necessity and as if to countermand it, bankers started behaving like babus in the government.
On the flashback of the above incidence a current topic:
Though not so as big as the one I quoted earlier, I now have an account in an air conditioned branch.
The bank now has its own rules along with a few permitted by government under a ticket of autonomy. The officer concerned was not even able to manage four or five customers he was facing, he struggled. As the counter dividing the customer and banker was removed and a simple table took its place, one has to face the eyes of the barking fellow. He didn’t know the fixed deposit interest rates that kept changing twice a month. Difficult, agreed. But neither was he having paper sheets handy nor was he able to save the chart on the screen. He was shuffling the papers and then getting up from his chair to whisper into his colleagues’ ears and coming back, for what reasons nobody could surmise.
(I remembered at this moment the Tony Curtis slapstick comedy of 1965, Boeing Boeing, hoodwinking with three air hostesses of three different airlines acting to be loving each of them to the extent of making them feel that they are at home but fumbling when state-of the-art aircrafts are put in the services thereby bringing all of them at the same time in Paris. And then Jerry Lewis carrying the burden taking his position!)
Fed up watching his shuffling with the FDRs, after half an hour I went to manager’s cabin. There wasn’t anybody else. Even so he looked uneasy. I told him my difficulty and to look into the matter. The man was deputed to London for five years and just back.
Lo and behold, the man didn’t know how to operate computer. That was the secret behind his getting uneasy. He needed a clerk to help him.
At least this office is ditto a replica of a government office where babus are provided with a platoon of helpers.
And this man according to their new pay revision is drawing about fifty thousand rupees a month plus, plus a clerk of say twenty five thousand.
So Mr. Mukherjee these people too have got their contribution to the profit and loss figures and NPAs you mentioned. The young generation may be efficient. Now root out this age old parasites that would be sucking the profit for a few more years of the banking tree.
Cosmetic changes like renaming a Human Resources Development (HRD) to a Human Resources Management (HRM) won’t improve things. Politicians are in the habit of presenting old schemes in new packing.
The bank heads are waiting for your orders obediently, Sir.

- DevikaRani Kamath

Anna Hazare is on fast at Jantar Mantar road. He is 73. Somewhere nearby Rahul Gandhi is behind a steel curtain. He is 37. He has an intention of gathering unequivocal support of youth. He came to Maharashtra for that. Befriended a few local youth labeled with parental fame and fortune, but unknown to Maharashtra. The faces don’t have state wide recognition. He went to Bihar on his mission with all the central support. He fell flat on his nose.
His shrewd, intentional brigade vociferates, he is a youth icon!
All this is going on as a prelude to promote him as a future Prime Minister.
The 73 year old Anna Hazare with the help of hardly three persons gathers an all India youth support. This definitely would dishearten Rahul Gandhi and his publicity strategists. The brigade maligning Anna Hazare is let loose. He doesn’t have courage or courtesy to go and meet AH openly.
What kind of leadership game is this?
Say, perchance RG meets AH. What a magic it will make, he can’t infer, nor his advisers, invisible behind curtain.
I bet half of the open supporters, pan India, of Anna Hazare would empathize with RG. In fact, the reverse. He should empathize with the youth in millions.
The publicity men behind curtain are repeating the game plan played at the time of his father Rajiv Gandhi’s promotion to the post.
In the process they are forgetting that they have gotten old though continually harping about youth.
There is not a sage visible among or around.
By making a chief minister wait for two hours under a tree and spend half of his own day wasting in camouflaging ShivSena, if he feels he has climbed a few steps of leadership ladder then he is living in his imaginary world.
There is a possibility that if the onslaught of the movement against corruption continues, the impending elections in the four states would make a penchant for failure in him, maybe, as he doesn’t express himself well.
Shouldn’t the would-be leader of the nation express himself openly at the time of crisis instead of hiding in a cave?
It is a lesson from a veteran of Ralegan Siddhi that half a million villages far from Janpath could be influenced by a simple and honest act. The attitude of shunning every thing even, hollow talks without substance or waving hands to cricket fans sitting among a select bunch of aam aadmi doesn’t. At least expressions exhibiting understanding cricket could have worked. Feigning in the cricket field or stadium is no easy game to play especially before cricket crazy billion Indians, future leaders have to note.
In Shataranj Ke Khiladi of Satyajit Ray, one of the Chess players, Mirza says to Mir at the end, we would play at home after nightfall. We need darkness to hide our faces.
The daytime sham Chess, deliberately prolonged, will go on though, pertaining to their old habit, forgetting the moves are being done in front of fasting Anna Hazare, as if to lose their king.

- DevikaRani Kamath

Bespectacled, a wrinkled face and a familiar nose - Anna Hazare, the Gandhi for today’s youth. At 71 years of age, his fast unto death campaign to eradicate corruption has made everyone from a young toddler to an old compatriot go berserk. Our deep slumber ended on 5th April. This man, with his party of handful followers, started an epic fast for getting the Jan Lokpal bill approved and it phenomenally turned out to be a voice that everyone needed, a leader that everyone was waiting for. Perhaps, people are now realizing that it was either now, with this Gandhi of ours, or never.
We have been hearing about corruption ever since, many of us have probably been victims of corruption. Everyone wanted corruption out of the system. We saw many scams that put our country to shame, we read well-written essays by few eminent personalities, we saw media having moron panel to discuss/debate and howl on TV sets, bloggers writing about corruption, children speaking about anti-corruption in school elocutions but never a step taken of such magnitude was seen.
Then why does it matter now?
After facing corruption, even getting involved in it at times, why does it matter now?
Why has the issue of Lokpal Bill being discussed now when nobody took it seriously for 42 years?
Why is every Indian irrespective of age, out on the street shouting “I am Anna Hazare”?
The answer lies in the simple fact that we never had a bold voice speaking so resolutely against corruption. Even if we had any, we never saw any action being taken and as an activist puts it “This old man here is ready to put his life on a struggle to have a better India ready for the youth” – India where politics could become a career option for the educated rather than hooligans and half witted people (like now) mobbing it and exploiting the nation for their vested interests. He is ably providing a voice to help us channelize our fight and build a better nation for ourselves.
Just before his campaign, the God of Cricket, Sachin Tendulkar and the Indian team bought whole of India together in celebration. Now this man has accomplished a historical feat, a mass drive across hundreds of cities, with thousands of people (majority of which is youth) – truly an iconic crusade worth emulating.
A mellow voice, a shy smile on his face but the sheer grit to get corruption out of India has overwhelmed me, and most certainly the entire nation. Seeing the teenagers (surprisingly) with posters pasted on their t-shirts displaying “Anna Hazare hum tumhare saath hai” sends frissons in me from head to toe.
The night India won the World Cup 2011, those on the streets would have swore that it looked like a revolution, like India having achieved independence yet again – with Indian flags fluttering on every car, people shouting “Bharatmata ki Jai” slogans, et al.
Hopefully we should revive the same emotion now to honour the efforts of that 71 year old man. This time we have a new Gandhi to lead, a vision set and the enemy lies within for whom you don’t need guns or swords or canons – our own government, comprising the same people we elected with lots of hope will now be responsible for every action they take, will now be answerable for every question we ask. They will now, after almost sixty years of independence and having the tag of “the world’s largest democracy” will understand what it will mean to be really governing a country. And as for us, we will see a dawn of new dimension of politics, understanding the fundamental rights of a citizen, a cleaner system to get our questions through, a right knowledge of whom to elect and why to elect, knowledge of our basic right of knowing and questioning all the decisions taken.
This will be a result of a revolution, not a fight like the one we had sixty years ago, a revolution in the real meaning of the word. Possibly, the whole governing system will be changed, it will evolve to be better place to dwell and the mindset of society will change towards politics and towards the people that govern us. Having “ruled” the country for years, hopefully they will now learn how to “govern” it and govern it to the benefit of the people.
This all being the efforts of one man – Bespectacled, the same thin frame round spectacles, a familiar nose and those deep sunken eyes so endearing and willful.
In all good hope that we don’t let that man lose, make him look weak & lonely there; let us pledge our support for him and the cause he has put up. Let us for once, keep oneself aside and think about our nation – a nation that has in its own way and to best of its capacity conferred some privileges on us.

- Aniket Sawant

For India, last year has been pitiful. While few countries were rocked with public uprisings and natural disasters, India witnessed corruption calamity. The dirt of scams and immoral practices among the politicians and bureaucrats were probably more tumultuous than the citizen uproars and the tsunami waves.
Last year our country (sadly) was full of news about the CWG scam, 2G scam, land scams, food prices manipulation, etc in which unthinkable amount of money was siphoned depriving our country (and its citizens) of basic needs.
The progress of a country lies in its development and empowerment of its citizens. However, none of that is seen in our country. The development projects that are undertaken go on for years due the bureaucracy and practices of bribery that are allowed in our system. Eventually, the prices of development go high, the budgets are then manipulated and either the quality is compromised or the citizen is burdened with excess taxes. The budgets allotted for upliftment of the downtrodden are deviated before they reach the actual audience – a very tactful means to exploit the people for want of votes – keep them illiterate and underprivileged so that they always remain at your mercy.
I do not intend to justify or falsify any of the claims made by either sides of the government or the general public. I am, however, confused, as I have always been trying to understand the psyche behind people doing such frauds, scams, and adopting to ill means to achieve what they want. To put it simply, I always wanted to understand, “how much should be enough”; the greed keeps increasing ever after. Even in my wildest dreams, I can never think about what I would do with Rs. 200 crores of assets, if I could ever make that kind of wealth (I did dream about that once, accumulating 200 crores of assets was in itself a gigantic task, and it was morning by the time I could reach that mark. I assumed that I already had that asset base and dream again, yet I failed to conceive of anything to do with that kind of wealth). And here there are people who guzzle down 10 times or even 100 times of that money with so much each and pretence like chewing a paan.
Corruption has plagued our nation. Or perchance, it is like a cancer for our country.
See the cases of Harshad Mehta, Ketan Parikh, Dinesh Dalmia, Telgi, Raju of Satyam, Kalmadi, Raja, and so on. They all reaped what they sowed. They all were big and powerful, yet had to confront the results of their unlawful activities. They had to face the heat.
However, the next step would be to make sure that men like those get punished. It is imperative that we have rules & laws that empower the people to take actions against the corrupt officials. The government alone cannot decide what it must do with those immoral people, there should be a people’s say deciding the appropriate actions for the wrongdoers – a law breaker cannot be a law maker, after all.
Many things like these (words I have wrote above this line) have been written in protest. However, little did it helped, as probably the efforts were not focussed and properly channelized.
Nevertheless, not anymore.
We finally have someone who has taken these men of dishonour head-on. There comes a time when the tolerance level is breached and it takes one person to pull things off. And that person is Anna Hazare – someone who has cared & dared to fight corruption and clean the dirt. How successful he will? Let’s leave it to time. In the meanwhile, let’s stand by him to strengthen his dream of having a righteous society around.
I salute the “man of honour” – Anna Hazare.

- P. K. Dastoor

Rahul Gandhi should visit Hollywood instead of draught prone hinterlands of Maharashtra that he is fond of. Not because he looks like a western actor with an expressionless face and faltering dialogue delivery like Clint Eastwood, not an A class actor, but because he thinks at least to extent in Hollywoodian manner. Clint Eastwood also is movie maker.

RG said that the social schemes devised by Maharashtra were followed by the country for the welfare of the people. The phrase, aam aadmi is out of fashion?

The schemes like Co-op Movement, Panchayti Raj, Employment Guarantee Schemes, he meant. Absolutely true, though the English press has always tried to suppress such positive news in their reports as far as Maharashtra is concerned.

There is saying in Marathi – the sun doesn’t stop rising though the cock doesn’t bang. Now Rahul Gandhi’s sun has risen though may be later in the morning and at odd times.

As a son he is also pushed on the eastward horizon to rise!

Now why do I feel RG should go to Hollywood?

The Hollywood public has a habit of lifting the original stories from across the other part of the world, polish them, buff them, gloss them at an exorbitant cost and present the chakachak copy with a big bang in the world market.

One example is enough; “Seven Samurai” (Originally Japanese) of Akira Kurosawa to “The Magnificent Seven” in English. I doubt whether one fourth of the world viewers are aware of Kurosawa and how important and influential director he is.

Ditto welfare schemes devised by Maharashtra. One percent of the Indians may not know about it.

RG, lovingly (!) called Prince by some section of media also has a script in mind for his movie. The movie this time is based on eradication of corruption and may be in two parts.

Now the production scenario:

In the first part the storyline will move around the action to be taken, immediately against corruption cases. This will go on the sets soon. Lots of young actors can be considered for the leading role from his brigade. But preference will be given to those who are not from a pedigree of politicians, the dynastic leader said.

There were whispers of laughter from the attendees of the press conference.
   
The first assistant director would be Ashokrao Chavan. But the gossip columnists say there is a big tussle behind the screen for the post. Vilasrao Deshmukh wants to push Ashokrao Chavan to the second place that may be agreed to as the planning chief of the studio is in latter’s favour.

Though a Hollywood production, the crew and cast is totally Indian. Top to toe (touching his head to the foot fingers of a baba) believer in Indian superstition, the frustrate has decided to reinstate himself back as Ashok Chavan under the auspices of Satya Saibaba after his secret visits.

In the earlier Marathi-Hindi bilingual production under the same banner Baba had advised to change the name. The movie bombed and hero Ashok Chavan who also did a miniscule role of a police waiting for the Prince (why? Nobody knows) under a tree was dismissed in the next production. Vilasrao (rao, in tact) was the production manager then. Gladly!

In all other productions earlier, he was the most favourite hero. However, in his efforts to push his son under another banner making a movie on terrorism on a five star backdrop was not appreciated by the production house, dismissing him from the scenario sending to a distant studio.

It is rumoured that he is being brought back. The signals are shining visibly green.

Having decided to take an ambitious plunge in Hollywood, the shaky director, though backed well on all other aspects of cinema making, is uncertain about choosing the villain.

Suddenly there is such a crop of villains like Congress grass that it has been difficult to choose the main villain. A. Raja and Thomas are the leading names. However, as per public survey by competing studios, names of our earlier two heroes are also in the race, though they are reluctant.

They have already offered them the roles of villains.

The henchmen and ruffians around the villain had no count. They are available in million, ready to do any role, like willingly throwing the administrative officers in fire. They are fed up of wielding Pt.32 revolver like Clint Eastwood in sixties, boring now.

The music director is not finalized yet. But from the script that is almost ready it seems that Nero from Rome would be the one called from the past with mainly using fiddle. Who can befit more than him when the land is burning under the black market of adulterated fuel?

There may not be any heroin in the movie. But Sushma Swaraj has a big role to play. RG, the director is not in favour to cast her. The movie pundits have however warned him to introduce her, lest the movie won’t see the midnight of the release.

The director on the visit was heard murmuring to himself aloud not to pay any attention to her. But he knows it’s meaningless.

The publicity team however is far below par. The secretaries, with nothing to tell when asked in the press conferences whether the movie is based on the real truth, bark one and all on the question callers and go back to 1998-2004 regime of the opposition party not allowing anyone to hear anything, including themselves.

India feels this stray category of publicity has already sunk the movie before going on the floor. Both the studio heads, planning and executive, are having stiff upper lips though none of them is British to do so, mostly out of fear of losing the chairs thinking of the aftermath of this venture handed over to the novice.

The sets are ready. Many court sets are under construction. Some with slanting roofs of clay tiles, resembling European court buildings. Outdoor shooting would be mostly done in Maharashtra as the thriller has the backdrop there. The foreign locations are Zurich and doubly landlocked (means where a person has to cross at least two borders to reach a coastline) alpine country Liechtenstein situated on the border of Switzerland.

Nobody knows when the movie would be completed and released or whether it would be finished at all.

In the meanwhile, Prince, the director has declared with misplaced expressions on his face, one line story of the sequel, saying - in the long run there was a need to cleanse the political system.

It would take more time than Pakeeza (14 years) by Kamal Amrohi or The Thief and The Cobbler (31) years a Canadian animation film conceived by Richard Williams based Arabian Nights, any young boy not allowed to question in his pompous Q & A programs in cities would tell.

- DevikaRani Kamath

‘Maharashtra is a mahajoke,’ a young boy from a southern state of India told me. He was in Mumbai for two years and knew about the state much more than the youth of his age from the land – politically, culturally, and financially.

‘Why?’ I asked him with a bit of disdain, though somewhere within I concurred with him.

‘See, you all here are joking. Right from a budding actor to your chief minister, people have no other business it seems!’

I couldn’t refute his statement because it was true beyond doubt.

One of the earlier two chief ministers, handsome looking than his actor son always told the anecdotes about the jokes in his career time on stage, in his interviews or on Marathi news channels. His smile is good, might have been liked by the ruling squad of the country. And hence he could have been reinstated as the chief minister. The reasons may be abundant. The Pandora box is opening and other reasons for his baxishi (the chief minister could not pronounce ‘s’ properly, he said ‘sh’ for ‘s’) may pop up soon. Then it could turn out to be a tragical humour!

“Umar-e Daraj Mangke Laye Theyy Char Din…” half of them he wasted on telling jokes and rest in obeying orders of Delhi.

Maharashtra is fond of homour. ChiVi Joshi, Acharya Atre, PuLa Deshpande and though a mainly politician, Balasaheb Thackeray, through his circuitous speeches have kept the tradition. That was a kind of - old as gold. However, over the generations the pedigree is spifflicating the legacy.

Aso.

Anyhow a minor reason caused to stop this joke and Maharashtra heaved a sigh of relief from invasion of jokes in political life.

Delhi sent an MBA to Maharashtra to rule as a CEO.

One more smart sigh of relief. An MBA would rule the state. What a fortune! Smart fellow. Smart talker with a bit extra smart tone. But this talker had a relationship with tower. Who knew? The smartness was a rudeness, who knew?

The MBA proved not to be a CEO, but yours obediently.

The bobda (dull in talks) prince is his master.

I’m coming to Mumbai to challenge ShivSena, prince messaged. Obedient CEO massaged himself for duty, collected all the police force from other duties and employed them to protect the prince as if there was going to be a borderline battle. The prince traveled with full protection in a local train specially emptied for him.

The MBA, CEO, Chief Minister of the once upon a time the most progressive, reformist state, himself left the place of his work brushing aside his formal duties and marched to the destination that prince was to visit.

Message flashed – I’m reaching within half an hour.

But he is a prince after all. He has his whims. Is it compulsory for him by law or convention to reach the destination within the stipulated time?

Would he care that chief minister of a big state, the biggest financial earner to run his kingdom, is waiting for him? Never mind. He took a diversion en route and reached his destination after couple of hours. Diversions are not new to Maharashtra!

Our CEO, visibly embarrassed, sat underneath a mango tree holding his right cheek fallen like a lorn in right hand as a policeman on a duty or a door keeper at his own cabin does.
(Memory pricked me to remember Sean Connery and Ursula Andress in the first James Bond movie, Dr. No that had a song – “underneath a mango tree”)

Has Maharashtra ever been conflicted by a more cruel joke than this?
And that even though he continued raising the towers of corruption is daily coming out before Maharashtra, India, Asia, the world, the earth, the universe and so on….

Hehi aso.

A new chief minister, wisdom prevail, that Delhi has sent.
M.S. from University of California.
He is a Member Consultative Committee, Ministry of Science and Technology, Electronics, Atomic Energy, Standing Committee on Science and Technology, Finance and Planning, Rural and Urban Development, Committee on Public Undertakings, Public Accounts Committee, Standing Committee on Energy and many others.

With such a vast range of experience of work and guts to defy the viciously powerful builder lobby in Maharashtra while assuming the already badnaam post he may wash out the buffoon’s image his predecessors have created, one feels.
Anna Hazare, the only Gandhian left in the country, also feels so.

Notwithstanding, Raj Thackeray doesn’t. The new CM’s action may soon make him change his opinion.

For me, I remember the CM in a beautiful movie packed with positive outlook, SARANSH. The chief minister at the end of the movie says to his teacher – ‘There is still a hope.’

Who would forget that chief minister enacted by Akash Khurana, the epitome of simplicity, authority, and sophistication one feels a politician should be like.

And, I hope to write soon to that young friend of mine from southern state that, Maharashtra is ‘mahawoke’ from that nightmare of joke.

- Divakar Kambli

Recently, I came across an outwardly fragile and ill man, an aam aadmi, with inherent mental guts.

Weather being comfortably cold, it is a touring time in south peninsula. Highways are jammed with thousands of public, private buses and vehicles – a good sign of financial progress the ruling party is boasting about.

It was a lavish seven-seater on highway number 17. Little after crossing Panvel, a dhaba appeared. It was 8.30 p.m. The vehicle driver got down for his dinner. He was atypical. Unlike other drivers, generally with an expected look of having it from the hirers of the vehicle, this driver took his seemingly usual corner. His confidence while marching towards the table made it apparent.

He ordered his pint and started his evening session with an added confidence.

Our aam aadmi who had hired the vehicle didn’t approve the act. What we do at such times? Keep quiet? Discard the behavior?

This bold aam aadmi took out the visiting card of the two-car-fleet owner and rang the office from his cell phone. He narrated the story and asked to order the overconfident and apparently victorious highway sarathi of the vehicle for a retreat. The Information Technology & Telecom revolution benefit.

The sarathi with his unyielding face was initially reluctant to accept the defeat. However, he finally succumbed to his master’s orders.

Further story in a nutshell is common. The liberalization has liberalized few people in strategic positions more than others. They earn money in excess and finding difficult to cope, invest in such adventures without thinking whether it’s worthwhile or not.

Such kind of miniscule transport business with no worries for the returns or carelessness about expansion is always leading to loss as one has to hand it over to the other man who can’t be under anyone’s control and vigil. There are several possibilities of parting your money by under filling of petrol, repairing costs, thefts, imaginary bribery amounts and toll. Forget the death toll in case of drunken driving. Highway laws are different than the written ones, one has to experience himself.

The tour operators of this kind may have sought all the permissions necessary. But how can one assure the behaviour of the driver on the highway? And who is responsible of the mishaps in such cases?

Or whether we have to spend this life like the kind of deers in the jungle scared of the tigers and lions every moment on these shoddy highways that our rulers have constructed?

This man has shown the courage. Everybody can’t do that. And why everybody should do it?

Such kind of careless behaviour has led to accidents causing deaths a few times of the worshippers visiting religious places with a faith in their minds that the deity would provide them a happy life ahead!

This is an irony.

Initially I was not much enthusiastic of the taxi services of two new fleets, Meru and Easy Cab, as being carried away by the above kind of impression. But recently they have changed my opinion. The taxis are present in your porch dot at time. Their preconditions are well defined. The drivers are well behaved and in between the fleet owners’ representatives keep on enquiring about the status of the travel and finally your feedback specifically about behaviour of the drivers and the time schedule.

I hope they keep up the spirit and their upcoming small followers also do the same, liberalizing us from that Stone Age fear of the deers.

Sunk into the scams the ruling party is patting itself for the financial achievements constantly; their two leaders’, party and executive, mouths shut and paralysed during the session time though! It’s the time they take a lesson or two from the of aam aadmi of the above kind and behave with firmness when the scam scum is visible everywhere else.

At such a time a little care and concern shown for common people if exhibited by the rulers may appease us like that of the fleet.

- Divakar Kambli